A guaranteed way to get your 15 minutes of fame is to give an awesome toast as the best man at a wedding. If you do it right, everyone from the groom's drunk 2nd cousin to the father of the bride will treat you like a rock star for the rest of the party. And after you make them cry and laugh, end the toast by sabering a bottle of champagne. This dramatic ending will earn you a round of applause and the saber will be your wedding gift, because of course as the best man you had it custom engraved